What's your southern sign?

[Sara]

http://www.manbottle.com/humor/What_s_your_Southern_Sign.htm

I'm catfish :D
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's
whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy
people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface
of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

[Dee]

Oh goodie, I'm an armadillo! What's even funnier is it is pretty acurate! :D

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually
quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with
today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about
today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior
patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is
another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

[Darlene]

I'm a smooth lucious Butter Bean,lol.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with
everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the
vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can
sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do
with Moon Pies.

[heartathome]

I am Collards

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
"melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those
round them. Collards make good social workers, sychologists, and
baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are
Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a
lot of heartache.

Well, I've been a social worker, not trained to be a psychologist - maybe I'll give baseball manager a try! LOL! :D

[Heather]

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately,
those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that
your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably
affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be
sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

[homemaker carol]

Possum :D Its pretty accurate!!!

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes
you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This
strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for
you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
actually running you over.

[pat]

I'm an Armadillo too! Fits me pretty good.

[Sara]

Ok who is a moon pie? :D We've been warned. lol Too funny.

[Darlene]

Ok who is a moon pie? :D We've been warned. lol Too funny.
Oh no! My dd is a moon pie!

[debbiepittman]

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface
of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of
everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you
had some inner hunger. You never give up and never stop trying even if
the masses hate you.

I'm a boll weevil....that is pretty true of me though.

Debbie

[Tammy]

I'm a

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately,
those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that
your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably
affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be
sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.


Steve is

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes
you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This
strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for
you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
actually running you over.




Jackson is a Moon Pie lol

[Mommy2Paige]

I am a catfish (it's ashame to as I use to love moon pies) :)

However I looked at Joes' (okra) and Paiges' (chitlin) as well and how funny was it to read that at the bottom of Paiges' that is saids "Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra".......Guess she is ours afterall ;)

[Tina]

I'm a possum :D

[Katybird]

I am ....

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside.
Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his
life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon
Pies.

[mom2oneboy]

Here's mine:

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go?
Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you
can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.

Dh is a butter bean and ds is catfish.

[jlxian]

http://www.manbottle.com/humor/What_s_your_Southern_Sign.htm

I'm catfish :D
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's
whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy
people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface
of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

Wow, this is too funny. By this system, my husband is a Catfish, and boy oh boy does this description fit him..... right down to the whiskers.

Turns out I am Boiled Peanuts ..... I'm curious about those Moon Pies!

[HandyMom]

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) :eek:

How can this be? LOL

[Twisti]

Im a catfish too....mines July 24

[Englishlady]

It seems I am a Collard :)

I know in this sense "Moon Pie" is being used as a Euphemism but I have heard them mentioned in books I have read, so WHAT is a Moon Pie?

Anyone?, Please & Thank you :D

[Dawn3sons]

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make
something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius.
Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.


Too funny :D

[Daphne]

Grits!!

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go?
Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you
can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well

[Mommy2Paige]

It seems I am a Collard :)

I know in this sense "Moon Pie" is being used as a Euphemism but I have heard them mentioned in books I have read, so WHAT is a Moon Pie?

Anyone?, Please & Thank you :D

Here ya go. Some info on Moon Pies.....now unfortunatly I must go to the store and buy one...lol

History of Moon Pies (http://www.mardigrasdigest.com/html/history_of/history_of_the_moon_pies.htm)

I love the chocolate ones.

Also in that link is a direct link to the MoonPie web page, which I think is simply Moonpie.com

[Michelle]

I'm a possum too. Very accurate. When I get stressed or overwhelmed about something, I just shut down.

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)

When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes
you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This
strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for
you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
actually running you over.

[Breezy]

Well what do you know - I'm an armadillo! We used to live in Texas and saw them all the time then we moved up north and no armadillos around those parts but now we live in southwest Missouri (Ozarks) and once again we see those critters - I think they're cute! :)